While hubby is away I will......

Sit around and buy shit off the Internet.  No really.  Now is my best time to get in and make all those expensive purchases he would criticise me about.  Now I can look at him and say 'no honey, I've have this for ages' (ages = the amount of time you have been gone).

Ahhh...my new strategy of dealing with the IL's.  It's perfect.